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MaLinda [userpic]
project sticker
by MaLinda (dodgy_hoodoo)
at August 30th, 2006 (12:09 pm)
mellow

current location: right behind you!
current mood: mellow

ok kiddies listen up.


Since our so fearless leader Liz wants to lead us into infamy i figured out a starting point.


FUCKING STICKERS!!!


Thats right! I'm currently working on a project in my graphics class where we will be making stickers of whatever we desire!


Once they are made i'll ship them out and y'all can cover the walls of atlanta with our Crackwhore stickers. I'll work on Charlotte.


So if any of you have some clever quotes, or ideas for them you know how to reach me.



till next time!!!

-SP

urban_nirvana [userpic]
by urban_nirvana (urban_nirvana)
at April 24th, 2006 (09:40 pm)

I HAVE DONE IT!

MUAHAHAHAAHAHA!


THE CRACKHOE BRIGADE WEBSITE IS UP.


AND...IT SUCKS!


SOMEONE HELP ME WITH IT.


UM. K.

IM GONNA GO GET DRUNK NOW...


ALMOST FORGOT....


http://www.myspace.com/the_crackhoe_brigade



BTW, IVE LOST MY MIND! CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER, YEAH?

MaLinda [userpic]
What BULLSHIT!
by MaLinda (dodgy_hoodoo)
at April 17th, 2006 (07:16 pm)

LONDON (Reuters) - Young people who adopt the "Goth" lifestyle of dark clothes and introspective music are more likely to commit self-harm or attempt suicide than other youngsters, according to a study on Friday.
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"Although only fairly small numbers of young people identify themselves as belonging to the Goth subculture, rates of self-harm and attempted suicide are very high among this group," said Robert Young, lead researcher of the Glasgow University study.

The Scottish team described Goths as being a subgenre of Punk "with a dark and sinister aesthetic, with aficionados conspicuous by their range of distinctive clothing and makeup and tastes in music."

Shock rockers such as Marilyn Manson are said to be popular amongst Goths and the subculture has often attracted suspicion and criticism from the media.

Two U.S. students who massacred 13 people at Columbine High School in Colorado in 1999 were said to have been fascinated by the Goth image.

The Glasgow researchers studied of 1,258 young people who were quizzed at the ages of 11, 13, 15 and 19 about self harm and their links to various youth cultures.

In the UK, the rate of self harm among young people is between 7-14 percent.

Although other subcultures were associated with self harm, such as Punk, the link was strongest with Goths.

The study, published in the British Medical Journal, found that 53 percent of those who were linked to the Goth subculture reported self-harm and 47 percent had attempted suicide.

Even adjusting for other factors, such as alcohol abuse and previous depression, Goth identification was the strongest predictor of self harm or suicide attempts, the report said.

"One common suggestion is they may be copying subcultural icons or peers," Young said.

"But since our study found that more reported self-harm before, rather than after, becoming a Goth, this suggests that young people with a tendency to self-harm are attracted to the Goth subculture."

Michael van Beinum, a child-and-adolescent psychiatrist, said the Goth subculture might be attractive to young people with mental health problems, allowing them to find a community where their distress might be more easily understood.

urban_nirvana [userpic]
by urban_nirvana (urban_nirvana)
at April 17th, 2006 (06:06 am)

CRACKHOES!

YOU HAVE A MISSION AND IF YOU SHOULD SO WISELY CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, I WILL REWARD YOU FAITHFULLY WITH...UM..WITH..SOMETHING ILL FIGURE THE FUCK OUT LATER!

....

ANYWAY.

AHEM.


YOUR MISSION IS TO ACCOMPANY ME TO LITTLE FIVE WHEN MALINDA COMES TO TOWN. NOW, THIS IS A SERIOUS MISSION THAT SHOULD BE TAKEN...SERIOUSLY. LMAO. NO, I HAVE NOT TAKEN ONE TOO MANY HITS OFF THE CRACK PIPE YOU WHORES, IM JUST HAPPY AND I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH THE REST OF YOU!

LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU ARE IN THIS CLUB, YOU ARE A CRACKWHORE FOR LIFE. NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE. NO MATTER WHAT YOURE DOING. NO MATTER WHAT.

THIS CLUB IS IMPORTANT TO ME. I WANT TO EXPAND IT. I WANT IT TO BE KNOWN AND ADMIRED BY MANY.

...im serious. im even writing in undercaps now to prove it. haha.

i want to do good things in its righteous name. i want to have fire drum ring parties with the homeless or just anyone lonely..or just anyone with nothing better to do. haha. i want us all to get together more often and conquer the fucking world. i want to make a film..maybe several about us. i want someone to write about us, be it one of you or anyone else. i want one of you disgustingly talented artists (and i hate you!) to draw us, to make a comic of us (although i think its being done), i want fucking christmas cards for chrissakes!!!! nah, no christmas cards..but definitely more to come.

i want this club to stand for something great and unparalleled. that we are who we fucking are, fucked up, flawed and beautiful all rolled into one rather cracked out looking individual.

point is, lets all fucking go out and celebrate.

i dont give a shit if we're miserable, if were happy, barely comatose, or completely fucking lost...lets go out and celebrate...we dont need a fucking reason!!!!!!!!


SO THAT IS YOUR MISSION. THIS LETTER WILL COMBUST IN PRECISELY 5 SECONDS.

duh. duh. duh. duh. DUH! DUH!


...i was trying to be all dramatic, could you tell? haha.



tell everyone you know about us because one day, were going to be fucking infamous.




*you know, for the first time in probably ever, im happy to be awake, im happy i cant sleep for shit. haha. i have about an hour left before sunrise, and this hour is mine to do whatever the fuck i want with it. just in case i die between now and a few hours into the future, know i didnt waste this hour in vain.
to be true to this club, i feel the need to go out and scream at the top of my fucking lungs, "crack-whores for life!"

and if you think im retarded, GOOD!


CRACK-WHORES FOR LIFE, BITCHES!


-THE crack_whore

MaLinda [userpic]
by MaLinda (dodgy_hoodoo)
at April 17th, 2006 (12:56 am)

They're bringing back saved by the bell!?

HELLS YEAH!!!


Is there something wrong with saying you'd totally fuck a fictional serial killer?


didn't think so!

urban_nirvana [userpic]
by urban_nirvana (urban_nirvana)
at April 15th, 2006 (03:29 am)

CRACKWHORES DONT SLEEP....




someone come and play with me!




im awake and all alone.



-the story of my night.



for the rest of my crackwhore minions, i envy you your dreams..your sleeping bodies and minds.



goodnite-you-assholes-since-i-am-awake-and-jealous-of-anything-that-sleeps-more-than-five-minutes-every-few-goddamn-days.



just kidding, i truly love you all.


*OD's on seroquill and tylenol Pms.

urban_nirvana [userpic]
by urban_nirvana (urban_nirvana)
at April 3rd, 2006 (06:18 pm)

so...

Malinda, Shelby and I have taken it upon ourselves to establish our self-worth.

Here are the results!

....


Mindy: 8 dollars and an I.O.U

Shelby: 2 cents and a broken condom

Lindsey: a broken crack pipe and a half cooked rock


and we also decided to estimate Jennifer's self worth, which comes to a grand total of: a laugh


That is all.

-THE crack_whore

MaLinda [userpic]
by MaLinda (dodgy_hoodoo)
at April 3rd, 2006 (01:05 am)

First and foremost i would like to thank to lovely Miss afallenseraphim for our awesome banner.





and now, i figured i'd post some pictures for the lady's.

Image hosting by Photobucket

i know everyone has seen this picture, but this comm needs to be livened up a bit.


and for your pure terror!

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till next time crackheads!

urban_nirvana [userpic]
by urban_nirvana (urban_nirvana)
at April 1st, 2006 (09:34 pm)

Members of the Crack Hoe Brigade...

ahem.


MALINDA, ONE OF OUR CRACKWHORE LEADERS, IS ARRIVING IN ATLANTA AT THE END OF APRIL!

Therefore, I propose planning a grand party in her honor..perhaps in an abandoned apartment somewhere, at Urban Nirvana, or at one of the many places us crackwhores freeload at.

Any ideas? Any special places my stupid ass hasn't thought of yet? Please let me know.


Also, certain members of this brigade will be departing on an epic road trip sometime in or around this June.

If you would like to be a part of this, please let one of us know. We will be travelling to many many places, mostly out of state. If you are coming or would like to come, please start saving the fuck up because we need MONEY!!!

So, this particular crackwhore needs a job quite badly.

In the meantime, I am dealing in the Mary Jane...so if you need a hook-up, I am now the person to talk to!

Bitches, Whores, Assholes, Fags and Crackheads...til next time.

-THE crack_whore



*god, we're pathetic. haha.

Fallen Seraphim [userpic]
by Fallen Seraphim (afallenseraphim)
at March 31st, 2006 (10:06 am)
amused

current mood: amused
current song: Placebo- "Song To Say Goodbye"

You fuckoffs.


Shouldn't you be using THE crackhoe icon? Fuckers.







Oh, and I made this:

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Oh, and before today I completely forgot about this little club thing. Feel loved.

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