so...Malinda, Shelby and I have taken it upon ourselves to establish our self-worth. Here are the results!....Mindy: 8 dollars and an I.O.UShelby: 2 cents and a broken condomLindsey: a broken crack pipe and a half cooked rock and we also decided to estimate Jennifer's self worth, which comes to a grand total of: a laughThat is all. -THE crack_whore
8 dollars in an I.O.UJesus, you stupid bitch. You're crackpipe wasn't broken either, but you just have to get over-fucking-zealous and melodramatize (it's a word 'cus I just said it) everything, don't you?I hate you, Lindsey.I kid.
yeah, I THINK ILL JUST GO KILL MYSELF NOW. haha. i love joking about shit that should never be joked about. and hold on...let me fix that little typo. lindsey's worth: a BROKEN crack pipe, a half cooked rock laced with fatal beauty, three dead whores left raped and mutilated in a gutter, two horny mexicans with a life raft in their stolen car, one coke addicted and insane mother who wished her child was never born, one crackhead pedophile, and.....a partridge in a pear treeeeeee!melo-dra-fucking-mama! and dont correct my grandmother, bitch.
I done been correcting your gandmother, bizzleh bitch.
well, that aint gonn' fit thurr right. biatch. haha. i suck.