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by urban_nirvana (urban_nirvana)
at April 3rd, 2006 (06:18 pm)

so...

Malinda, Shelby and I have taken it upon ourselves to establish our self-worth.

Here are the results!

....


Mindy: 8 dollars and an I.O.U

Shelby: 2 cents and a broken condom

Lindsey: a broken crack pipe and a half cooked rock


and we also decided to estimate Jennifer's self worth, which comes to a grand total of: a laugh


That is all.

-THE crack_whore

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Posted by: Fallen Seraphim (afallenseraphim)
Posted at: April 4th, 2006 03:08 pm (UTC)
Hinata

8 dollars in an I.O.U


Jesus, you stupid bitch. You're crackpipe wasn't broken either, but you just have to get over-fucking-zealous and melodramatize (it's a word 'cus I just said it) everything, don't you?


I hate you, Lindsey.















I kid.

Posted by: urban_nirvana (urban_nirvana)
Posted at: April 4th, 2006 04:30 pm (UTC)

yeah, I THINK ILL JUST GO KILL MYSELF NOW.

haha. i love joking about shit that should never be joked about.

and hold on...let me fix that little typo.

lindsey's worth: a BROKEN crack pipe, a half cooked rock laced with fatal beauty, three dead whores left raped and mutilated in a gutter, two horny mexicans with a life raft in their stolen car, one coke addicted and insane mother who wished her child was never born, one crackhead pedophile, and.....

a partridge in a pear treeeeeee!


melo-dra-fucking-mama!

and dont correct my grandmother, bitch.


Posted by: Fallen Seraphim (afallenseraphim)
Posted at: April 4th, 2006 05:03 pm (UTC)
Mitch

I done been correcting your gandmother, bizzleh bitch.

Posted by: urban_nirvana (urban_nirvana)
Posted at: April 4th, 2006 07:56 pm (UTC)

well, that aint gonn' fit thurr right.

biatch.

haha. i suck.

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