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by urban_nirvana (urban_nirvana)
at April 17th, 2006 (06:06 am)

CRACKHOES!

YOU HAVE A MISSION AND IF YOU SHOULD SO WISELY CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, I WILL REWARD YOU FAITHFULLY WITH...UM..WITH..SOMETHING ILL FIGURE THE FUCK OUT LATER!

....

ANYWAY.

AHEM.


YOUR MISSION IS TO ACCOMPANY ME TO LITTLE FIVE WHEN MALINDA COMES TO TOWN. NOW, THIS IS A SERIOUS MISSION THAT SHOULD BE TAKEN...SERIOUSLY. LMAO. NO, I HAVE NOT TAKEN ONE TOO MANY HITS OFF THE CRACK PIPE YOU WHORES, IM JUST HAPPY AND I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH THE REST OF YOU!

LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU ARE IN THIS CLUB, YOU ARE A CRACKWHORE FOR LIFE. NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE. NO MATTER WHAT YOURE DOING. NO MATTER WHAT.

THIS CLUB IS IMPORTANT TO ME. I WANT TO EXPAND IT. I WANT IT TO BE KNOWN AND ADMIRED BY MANY.

...im serious. im even writing in undercaps now to prove it. haha.

i want to do good things in its righteous name. i want to have fire drum ring parties with the homeless or just anyone lonely..or just anyone with nothing better to do. haha. i want us all to get together more often and conquer the fucking world. i want to make a film..maybe several about us. i want someone to write about us, be it one of you or anyone else. i want one of you disgustingly talented artists (and i hate you!) to draw us, to make a comic of us (although i think its being done), i want fucking christmas cards for chrissakes!!!! nah, no christmas cards..but definitely more to come.

i want this club to stand for something great and unparalleled. that we are who we fucking are, fucked up, flawed and beautiful all rolled into one rather cracked out looking individual.

point is, lets all fucking go out and celebrate.

i dont give a shit if we're miserable, if were happy, barely comatose, or completely fucking lost...lets go out and celebrate...we dont need a fucking reason!!!!!!!!


SO THAT IS YOUR MISSION. THIS LETTER WILL COMBUST IN PRECISELY 5 SECONDS.

duh. duh. duh. duh. DUH! DUH!


...i was trying to be all dramatic, could you tell? haha.



tell everyone you know about us because one day, were going to be fucking infamous.




*you know, for the first time in probably ever, im happy to be awake, im happy i cant sleep for shit. haha. i have about an hour left before sunrise, and this hour is mine to do whatever the fuck i want with it. just in case i die between now and a few hours into the future, know i didnt waste this hour in vain.
to be true to this club, i feel the need to go out and scream at the top of my fucking lungs, "crack-whores for life!"

and if you think im retarded, GOOD!


CRACK-WHORES FOR LIFE, BITCHES!


-THE crack_whore

Comments

Posted by: MaLinda (dodgy_hoodoo)
Posted at: April 17th, 2006 08:00 pm (UTC)

yes bitch the comic is on its way. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ON ITS WAY!!


<3

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